7:15 a.m. a little boy not more than 5, in spider man pajamas, running across the street. He handed the crossing guard a mug of coffee, ran back across the street and back in his house...cute!!!
7:45 a.m. an actual magic wand!! It lights up and makes magical noises! I must have one of these. I magic wanded all the kids in the hall and they were crazy quiet. I HAVE to get me one of those!!!
8:00 a.m. the caterpillars are here in first grade! I suggested to the teachers that they make sure to tell the kids that caterpillars don’t grow when it is noisy. It works for about 10 minutes... ah, silence!!
1:30 Ladybug sex!!! OMG I have seen more ladybug sex in the past week that I ever want to see!
Ladybugs have sex, I understand, for two hours at a time! Wow.
2:00 End of first grade recess. Air conditioning is on the blink. Things are really starting to STINK. The teachers are wilting!
2:15 Story time for first grade. I get shushed 15 times by the children for being too dramatic in the reading... "you are keeping our caterpillars from growing!"
who's idea was it to tell them caterpillars need quiet to grow?
3:20 Dismissal... a third grader came up to me and tried to save my soul!!
Him: Uh, I have a very important question to ask you
Me: uh (worry) ok...
Him: Is Jesus Christ your Lord and savior?
Me: uh, yeah.
Him: Are you a Christian?
Me: uh, yeah.
Him: oh good, cause if you weren't I was going to say you needed to come to my church.
Me: uh, yeah.
What is it about me that looks like I need saving?!!!
6:30 p.m. BT and I watch two men smoke pot in the car in front of Chilis. Are they working on developing an appetite for Chili's food? Skanky Mcskank Boobalicious pulls the two men out of the car, baby in tow, ready to eat.
OH MY.
It has been a day!
