Questions...?????

A friend of mine says I ask WAY too many questions. As a matter of fact, he told me that if someone ever broke into the house, I could just ask that bad person questions to scare him away.
Ha ha.

So here are a few quesitons that I have been milling over...some deeper than others...some, you have answers for...some you don't.


*Why is it that every time I got to Sams, SOMEONE is eating pizza?
Are they starving? Does anyone ever say, Hey, I am hungry, let's go to Sams and eat pizza?
Have they ever tasted that pizza before?

*What is with the berry fetish that Dr. Pepper/Motts has? Since BT works there and brings samples of things, I can say first hand that there is a berry thing going on. It started with blueberry apple juice... gross, then some sort of tropical berry apple sauce... extra gross, then there is the new fancy shmancy berry cream Dr. Pepper... the jury is still out on that. Since I have a free coupon for a 12 pack, I guess we will see soon.

*What is it about Oprah that makes her seem like an expert on anything? I am totally not dissing on Oprah, I could honestly take her or leave her, but I work out with the "Oprah" crowd. They like to talk about her like she is an expert on EVERYTHING. I have had enough with the Oprah crowd. Why is there even an Oprah crowd???

*Why is it, when you think you have a breakthrough in the ever constant issue of bad hair days, and you think you have come up with the solution, your solution suddenly doesn't work when you have to present to 75 teachers for three hours?

*Why am I getting emails still about some kid's science project and sending postcards to some other country? Why do people forward these things? Why do they not check facts? Why does no one but me know how to go to www.snopes.com?

*How do I nicely tell someone to take me off of their joke email list?

*Why are tortillas not in the "mexican" section of the grocery store?

*When am I going to ever catch up on all the things I was supposed to do three months ago?

*Why is it that knitting is the new cool kid thing to do?

*Is panic! At the disco a group or a soundtrack?

*Why do people call you and not leave messages?

*Is the dog whisperer really whispering to dogs or is he just teaching the owners how to be better owners?

And in honor of Lent, I ask this question which is the most important one...

*When are we as Christians going to get that it is all less about judgement and totally about God's unlimited Grace?

Feel free to answer as many as you can. You will be not be graded, unless your answers are just stupid.
I have a dunce cap for that!